It seemed like there was always a party going on at my house.
They were always well attended — coworkers of my father, those awkward impotent followers of my mother, ex-babysitters and random people that nobody invited. Most of the time the guests didn’t care about the person whose birthday it was. They were just there for some weird unspoken social connection they had to my parents.
I don’t blame them for not caring about the children, though. My siblings were boring and useless, annoying distractions at best. There was the first set of twins, Giana the Clumsy Slob who was always fussing with her hair or upset about some teenaged drama and Camilla, who was either sitting around like a Couch Potato or laying around Outdoors, staring at the sun. One summer she was supposed to take care of the family garden but she spent so much time sleeping in that the plants wilted and half of them died. The only good thing about her was watching her grow obese as the years passed.
The second set of twins was even whinier than the first, and it was no surprise that they grew up poorly: Dean was always Grumpy, never did anything right and was tormented at school for being such a Loser; Darren had a great amount of intellect — one might even say he was a Genius — but it was wasted on him because his Technophobic tendencies caused him to reject technology — he only seemed to feel safe Outdoors.
If I had to choose just one family member to spare from execution, though, I suppose it would be Darren.
Darren seemed to have a a strong interest in me from a young age, and I used to test it in small ways. I would sit down to play chess, for example, and time how long it took for him to shyly come up and ask to join me. “I’m just finished.” I would say, and walk off, leaving him with such a stupid look of disappointment I would have a good laugh when I got to my room.
No matter what I did to him, he always continued to care what I was doing and whether I liked him or not. No other person had such a strong power over him. I found him.. interesting.
I suppose this relationship continues in some regard. Though we are both grown now and he is employed he has no friends of his own, has never married and still lives in the house with me. Sometimes when I come home from work he is sitting up at the table, and sometimes I notice that he has prepared an extra portion of food. He looks up hopefully as I go to the fridge to get a quick meal without acknowledging him at all.
He still has that stupid look of disappointment, too. But it only illicits a smile from me when I return to my room and lay in bed. I guess it takes more to make me laugh these days. But I almost want to, remembering this.